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NO MAMA: THE KATANA OF YO MAMA SAMURAIS.

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE AND SAY NO TO YO MOMA JOKES WITH EVEN BETTER YO MOMA JOKES.

Have you had it with all those clowns annoying you with their old and tired yo mama jokes? Want to own that one yo mama master at school? It is time you take a stand and step up like a true yo mama samurai.

With its simple yet rad design No Mama features 300 hand-and-carefully-picked Yo mamas Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, so nasty, so lazy, so tall, so bald, and many more yo mama jokes. Including:

“Yo Mama is like HTML a tiny and a whole lot a ”

“Yo Mama so fat her integral is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.”

“Yo Momma so hairy that Bigfoot was the one who took the picture.”

“Yo Momma so fat she was casted as Moby Dick.”

“Yo Momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.”

“Yo Momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror her face is censored.”

“Yo Momma so stupid she failed a survey.”